"We strive for perfection but when you're typing that fast, there are occasional mistakes. We regret the error."

--ABC's CATHIE LEVINE after a closed caption for an ABC News' Tuesday broadcast said Federal Reserve (news - web sites) Chairman ALAN GREENSPAN (news - web sites) was hospitalized for "an enlarged prostitute" instead of an enlarged prostate, quoted in The Washington Post.

"He should be so lucky."

--Greenspan's wife, NBC correspondent ANDREA MITCHELL, reacting to the "enlarged prostitute" in the Post.