• Turns out, dog parks can be hazardous to your health. But the poop bag dispenser had it coming. #nofilter http://t.co/3BsnstDK #
• OMG, why did nobody tell me Slate was running a 20th anniversary tribute to SNEAKERS? http://t.co/tGoiLd3L | http://t.co/rR09Oe0P #
• Also, more SNEAKERS: http://t.co/SqHhuOVk | http://t.co/6Yah8yGo #
• And lest we not forget, more SNEAKERS IS A MASTERPIECE: http://t.co/QbPkwtmZ (this is all true) #
• This drummer is the greatest drummer in the history of drummers. Drummers: you have been served. http://t.co/GAE0gSRh #
• 44% done with A Storm of Swords, by George R.R. Martin: Surprised that he didn't call this one "A Storm of Sexytime… http://t.co/gZNYg7n7 #
• someone tell me why / i do the things / that i don't wanna do #
• The new OSU pregame videos on the scoreboard are kind of scary. Please don't yell at me anymore, Eddie George. #
• Two yards of offense in the third quarter. Two. #
• Redemption for Devin Smith. #gobucks #

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• Chomp chomp, stomp stomp, roogie roogie. #fb #
• What the hell is this. TSA liquid testing inside terminal at Columbus OH Airport: http://t.co/AMvf9smW #
• I'm attending 24th AAML Ohio Chapter Harold R. Kemp Annual Family Law Symposium in October. http://t.co/jQxmCE5B Aren't you glad, now? #
• Don't look at me! I'm naked! #fb http://t.co/g8fl6wGF #
• But in all seriousness, love the service at BikeSource. These guys are awesome. #
• And bikes aside: Clintonville! Come see me herd elementary school kids at the Whetstone football game tonight! There will be pom poms! #
• RT @PrinceTweets2U: do they have purple cats because they should #
• Not bad. (@ Ohio Stadium for UCF Knights vs Ohio State Buckeyes w/ @crabillj) [pic]: http://t.co/s9KtoXB7 #
• No hesitation on fourth and one. That's a BIG difference, but I approve. #
• Omg, I love you, OSUMB, but if there's a marching band that should never, ever, ever play funk, its you. #fb #110foreva #
• Just an observation: if we can't play man to man pass defense on UCF, we are screwed this year. #

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• Done clicking on paywalled links to Dispatch. I'm already an everyday subscriber (& Kindle!) & I still don't have digital access? Bullshit. #
• RT @OhioBobcats: OU! OH Yeah! Give us a retweet if you're excited for today's Ohio-Penn State game. #ohiopsuweek #
• Appalachain folk music at a humid @CFMarket gives new meaning to the phrase "sweatin' to the oldies." #fb #

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• Finished with A Clash of Kings, by George R.R. Martin: Add a quote, comment or note http://t.co/8Pflr3Bm #
• Thinking about sending out assassins after @gdwiz this week in order to vault back into the lead for fantasy baseball. #evilplanofevil #
• 8 mins into this ep of #Leverage & I'm pretty sure a cooking show w @christiankane01 as Angry Sous Chef would be the Best Thing Ever. #
• this dog is doing an extraordinary job of not going to the bathroom after being in a crate all morning. #thewaiting #isthehardestpart #
• Columbus tweeps: if I were looking for someone local to do small biz website makeover/maintenance, who should I talk to? @ or DMs okay. #
• A dog and her boy. http://t.co/sNf4eX5c #
• Seminaring. All hail the business valuation double dip. #famlaw #
• Clearest explanation of valuation multiplier ever. Just made the entire seminar worth the price of admission. #famlaw #
• The dog is growling in her sleep. #
• Excitement at being at Great American for Reds game turns to sorrow when they annc passing of Neil Armstrong. World suddenly feels smaller. #

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• I'm smitten. http://t.co/dYCtpkXA #
• Someone else is too. http://t.co/cI6xielj #
• Brian May appearing as Brian May. #
• The Ur-May. #
• Oh good, I was really hoping to follow the Olympics with a shitty NBC sitcom. #
• It figures: new dog Lola is a snorer. #cpapfordogs #
• Hey, why are all these people standing in the parking lot? #mumford #
• Mumford. #nofilter #latergram http://t.co/SkZ8kCwb #
• Nightmare fuel: "This is a Special Time": http://t.co/pUcHGL13 (but, OTOH, TOTALLY checking this place out in Philly this October.) #
• Wow, Cord Phelps. Solo homer over center field, bounced into second floor Rooster's. What a shot! @CLBClippers #
• Ah, the first instance of doggie destruction resulting from the 7 o'clock Crazies: everyone's favorite. #fb #
• Could pretty much just stand in front of Mya's all day. Smells SO. GOOD. #
• In a perfect world, everyone would read Ezra Klein |Romney: Obama’s plan raises taxes on middle class. Is he right?http://t.co/LpHNlO6K #fb #

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• finished Ten Thousand Saints: A Novel by Eleanor Henderson http://t.co/BDsPYNjl #Kindle #
• I dream of a world where every other email I receive doesn't come from a political campaign. #spam #seriouslyyouguys #toomany #
• current status: dejected (dog related). #
• Strange visitor, garden edition. http://t.co/LBvQRvFW #
• best part of Spotify is that it's letting me cheat and catch up on 20+ years of Columbus music, more or less free. np: Scrawl, SMALLMOUTH #
• oh hey rain #
• “Art Of Almost” by Wilco is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/4EnRPztB #
• This morning's breakfast. Dear God. #nofilter #reallythatbig http://t.co/sqvuYYb5 #
• On the advice of counsel and radar, we have adjourned from the boat to the cabin, pending rain. #fb #
• Also, this game is Wrong. #wrong http://t.co/warN7Bnm #
• Last time I go away for the weekend by myself. Sounds like Val's already replaced me. #dog #

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• Fair time! (@ Ohio State Fair 2012 w/ 28 others) [pic]: http://t.co/HwCu3zbU #
• Fair! Without the kids! Pics incoming! #
• Egg on a stick! #latergram #ohiostatefair http://t.co/OXcLR7a5 #
• Ohio State sues Columbus T-shirt shop over unlicensed Buckeyes, Urban Meyer designs. http://t.co/adcRIaSd via @columbusbiz1st #
• of course, the funny part of that story to me is that OSU — OSU!! — is trademarking the name "Urban Meyer". #
• Congrats to @knottyyarn on the book. @sethhurley, you know how to pick 'em. http://t.co/RFtLLlUj #
• …between the sheets? http://t.co/Lg9sCzSL #
• One of my favorites: a panoramic shot I took at the Ohio State Fair on Tuesday evening. http://t.co/hHKYmN80 #
• How many members of @wilco can play w lee renaldo band before its not lee renaldo band anymore? #
• Sound difference btw this show for renaldo and the gig at nelsonville is amazing, and that show was pretty great to begin with. #
• Is it too late to tell everyone that Art of Almost is the best song on the new album? #
• Someone tell @PelotonWestgate to stop checking his phone. Wait, I can do that. #
• NELS. #
• If they end up playing Ashes of American Flags, I will probably die of happiness. #
• I Am Trying into Kamera. Tell me I imagined that. #
• Nels showcase time. #
• Shot in the arm! #
• Omg airline to heaven. #
• Okay, so, oreillys. #

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• Couple thoughts occur to me: #
• 1. The NCAA not exercising the "death penalty" on PSU suggests it'll never happen again, ever. #
• 2. I missed the 1st part of the press conf so someone please tell me WTF NCAA is going to do w/ $60M, b/c they sure as hell don't need it. #
• I mean, talk about the wrong person(s) being compensated. Is it going to the victims? #
• OMFG. Just for the record, y'all, @robcwv wins. He knows why. #
• I look forward to when the NCAA hands down a 6 year probation for the football program that ritually sacrifices a fan before the big game. #
• I just got a $2 credit for music from @amazonmp3 and @imdb. Get your credit here: http://t.co/yjcjxlO2 #
• Oh wow, Sally Ride passed away. #
• BATMAAAAAAAAAAN (@ AMC Lennox Town Center 24 for The Dark Knight Rises w/ 10 others) http://t.co/p4qBqura #
• Insta-reaction: more BEGINS than DARK KNIGHT, but still good. Fitting conclusion. #
• no, by all means, random person, please simply drop into my office and ask to meet with me unannounced. #
• Someone in Columbus needs to start serving Jackson County Veals. Craving right now, 70+ mins from anywhere sells 'em. (attn @lizlessner) #
• First the veal thing, and now I'd give my right arm for a can of Ski. My head must be in southeastern Ohio this weekend. #
• Wonder if either are available at the Fair? Anyone know? #
• Hairs cut. All of em. http://t.co/W6BuXXME #
• My kids have suddenly decided to start doing incline pushups in the living room. What time does the gym close? Feeling outclassed. #

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• I'm at Center of Science and Industry (Columbus, OH) http://t.co/TgjXpjio #
• never fails to crack me up when I call opposing counsel's office and @annecourtney answers. TWITTER/REAL WORLD COLLISION #
• This the car trip that never ends, due in part to stop for tarp and traffic traffic traffic. This Cave better be Mammoth. #fb #
• Kara-Yogi. It's exactly what you think. #

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