• I "love" seminars that make me feel like I need to call our malpractice carrier. #
• Boiled down a CLE seminar to this. Wheaton's Law in action. Cc @wilw #fb http://t.co/gsyFubbK #
• Workday after all-day seminar: door closed, industrial-strength desk-clearing accompanied by Willie Nelson/Wynton Marsalis. #
• See, TBDBITL, when I say "forget funk and stick to what you do best", THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 10/6 show: http://t.co/8mgDfuRy #

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• I know where I live, but it'd be nice to open @DispatchAlerts on Sun and see story about our other 5-0 Div I team other than 3 paras on p11 #
• OH: "It's like Halloween all up in here every GD day!" #fb #
• So sick. Stuff needs done but I am too wiped out to get off the couch. #
• wait wait wait wait WAIT. JASON STATHAM is starring in a new PARKER movie? STATHAM? fertheluvvagod, really? Blasphemy. #
• I can feel myself turning into an ubercompetetive, overinvolved athletic parent, and I don't like it. #fb #
• Resolved: I will answer, but not respond, to telemarketer/survey calls unless and until they can sing the TOM & JERRY theme song. #fb #
• We love fall. http://t.co/hUBd5LEk #
• Could be that having Miller hampered by a shot to his leg is the best thing that could have happened to this offense. #gobucks #stepup #

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• Attn @dahlbes1 "@redwantingblue: Dallas! Tomorrow we're on @GoodDayFox4 at 830AM. Then @HOBDallas with @Exit380 and @JeradFinck at 8PM!" #
• Brookhaven 21, Whetstone 0, 5:00 left in 2Q. Cmon Braves! #
• Er, 28-0, bhaven over whetstone. #
• Bhaven 34, Whetstone 0. Interception inside last minute, Bhaven converts for TD but can't get extra point fake / 2 pt conversion across. #
• OU oh yeah. http://t.co/g8X9bGKE #
• Really want to buy the Beatles box set digitally (dont have 'em, quit harassing me); really don't want to do it via iTunes, which I detest. #
• Beatles: y u no liek amazon? #
• But but but TOMBSTONE is on AMC again. #

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• OMG, George Martin, you bastard. 2/3 done with STORM OF SWORDS and I'm seriously considering quitting in protest. Had to have read it wrong. #
• World, I beg of you please: no more "said no one ever" pseudo-ironic jokes. Please. #onceisfunny #threetimesisobnoxious #tmyk #fb #
• Status update. #fb http://t.co/qZQGufdj #
• Very much enjoying getting lost in these Song of Ice and Fire books for hours at a time, but what do I do when I've finished the fifth one? #
• Status: frightened. http://t.co/dipkK6PV #
• Elem school ice cream social (!) tonight, which means I am now obsessively checking the weather. #
• Glad @vdahlberg and Nora are getting to see at least one good team on the field today. Too bad it's not OSU. #
• Sure, 54 yard field goal, why not? #
• In his new ad, is Kurgis emerging from a wormhole or descending from heaven? Can't tell. #fb #
• It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth #fb #

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• Turns out, dog parks can be hazardous to your health. But the poop bag dispenser had it coming. #nofilter http://t.co/3BsnstDK #
• OMG, why did nobody tell me Slate was running a 20th anniversary tribute to SNEAKERS? http://t.co/tGoiLd3L | http://t.co/rR09Oe0P #
• Also, more SNEAKERS: http://t.co/SqHhuOVk | http://t.co/6Yah8yGo #
• And lest we not forget, more SNEAKERS IS A MASTERPIECE: http://t.co/QbPkwtmZ (this is all true) #
• This drummer is the greatest drummer in the history of drummers. Drummers: you have been served. http://t.co/GAE0gSRh #
• 44% done with A Storm of Swords, by George R.R. Martin: Surprised that he didn't call this one "A Storm of Sexytime… http://t.co/gZNYg7n7 #
• someone tell me why / i do the things / that i don't wanna do #
• The new OSU pregame videos on the scoreboard are kind of scary. Please don't yell at me anymore, Eddie George. #
• Two yards of offense in the third quarter. Two. #
• Redemption for Devin Smith. #gobucks #

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