Email from my father, whom I love more than life itself:
“Please advise your lovely wife to refer to the Food Section in today’s Dispatch. Among its many worthwhile and factually accurate items is a piece listing the 10 worst candy items a Halloween trick or treater could receive this year. Number two on the list is…………….CIRCUS PEANUTS!!!!!”
Which same list also apparently includes such items as a toothbrush, pennies, and candy corn. The first two I get, but candy corn?
(This is all hilarious because Val loves circus peanuts. I can assure that in this, she stands alone.)
