This one’s totally for Valerie, the woman who made her own detailed legal-sized Excel spreadsheets to keep track of her blood sugar and the various things she ate and drank, back when she was first diagnosed with gestational diabetes:
I’m not sure that I, personally, am that committed to charting sleep and poop schedules, but I could totally see my wife proudly putting a Sleep Distribution Chart in the baby book next to that first lock of hair…