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So Friday Carl’s daycare teachers reported that he had a whopping two servings of hamburger for lunch. We were impressed with his appetite, but thought little else of it. Gus’s son eating a lot of meat is certainly not news to anyone. Then Saturday Carl starts making this hand signal every time he wants…
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There we were, playing happily as a family, doing what every American family does: family wrestling. And then my son, the thirteen-month-old Hulk Hogan, headbutted Valerie — SMACK! — square on, No Holds Barred, right in the nose. Thus and so, the Boo Boo BearTM being applied to the slightly swollen bridge of my…