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From The Onion: Chimp Study On Human-Evasion Response To Feces-Hurling Nearly Complete MADISON, WI—Chimpanzees at the University of Wisconsin’s Primate Laboratory are nearing completion of a two-year study on human-evasion response to hurled feces, sources reported Tuesday. “Our research shows that Homo sapiens experience extreme agitation and an urge to flee when pelted with…
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Relieved Space Crew Shrugs Off Their OrdealTue May 6,10:57 AM ET STAR CITY, Russia (Reuters) – A U.S.-Russian space crew marooned in orbit by the shuttle disaster then lost in the Kazakh steppes on their return, shrugged off the ordeal on Tuesday and told how they cheered as they landed. U.S. astronauts Kenneth Bowersox,…