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that thing where you abandon the twitterz for like a week and you miss birthdays for both @sethhurley and @dennisculver ; happy happy, gents # Holy mother of WTF, humanity. RT @jkfecke: No, there's no racism in this country. None. http://t.co/dtTwpCZv (via @jeffparker) # Via old pal Jonathan (not on the twitterz) – Stravinsky…
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"Ask about our specials!" sez room svc answering machine. "What are your specials?" I ask. "We have no specials" sez room service. #whut #dc # Capitol style. http://t.co/BQ6Iztex # In the midst of congratulating myself on a good job packing, realized I have no cufflinks and two French cuffed shirts. # Perfect Strangers: Nothing's…