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Carl Lands Basszilla

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

(ANLO, OH) Carl Dahlberg, age four, lands Basszilla at the Pope Pond on Fathers Day. Basszilla has been seen, but not caught, for the last 4 years. The battle lasted about 3 minutes. When first hooked, Basszilla took a leap out of the water. Estimates were that the jump was a foot high.

Carl’s rig was his sister’s pink Barbie rod and reel. Megan Pope caught Mr. Whiskers earlier that afternoon with Carl’s Batman fishing rig. It was decided that the old catfish was slightly bigger than Basszilla, but did not put up a comparable fight.

Both Basszilla and Mr. Whiskers were released to fight another day.

Truth Hits Everybody

INT. – DAY – BEDROOM

It’s morning; bright May sunshine streams through an open window and falls on the bed, illuminating CARL, NORA, VAL and GUS. VAL is changing NORA’s diaper and putting a new outfit on her; CARL is bouncing up and down, bristling with morning energy and vigor. GUS is straightening his tie, ready for work.

VAL: Look, Daddy, isn’t she pretty?

GUS: Oh, yes. What a cute outfit!

VAL: And look — isn’t Carl handsome?

GUS: I love that John Deere sweatshirt.

VAL: Carl, what do you think? Is your sister pretty today?

CARL: Yeah, she’s pretty!

VAL: And what about Daddy?

CARL: Hmmm. Not too stylish.

GUS: …

(laughter)

END