• I know where I live, but it'd be nice to open @DispatchAlerts on Sun and see story about our other 5-0 Div I team other than 3 paras on p11 #
• OH: "It's like Halloween all up in here every GD day!" #fb #
• So sick. Stuff needs done but I am too wiped out to get off the couch. #
• wait wait wait wait WAIT. JASON STATHAM is starring in a new PARKER movie? STATHAM? fertheluvvagod, really? Blasphemy. #
• I can feel myself turning into an ubercompetetive, overinvolved athletic parent, and I don't like it. #fb #
• Resolved: I will answer, but not respond, to telemarketer/survey calls unless and until they can sing the TOM & JERRY theme song. #fb #
• We love fall. http://t.co/hUBd5LEk #
• Could be that having Miller hampered by a shot to his leg is the best thing that could have happened to this offense. #gobucks #stepup #

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• Attn @dahlbes1 "@redwantingblue: Dallas! Tomorrow we're on @GoodDayFox4 at 830AM. Then @HOBDallas with @Exit380 and @JeradFinck at 8PM!" #
• Brookhaven 21, Whetstone 0, 5:00 left in 2Q. 🙁 Cmon Braves! #
• Er, 28-0, bhaven over whetstone. #
• Bhaven 34, Whetstone 0. Interception inside last minute, Bhaven converts for TD but can't get extra point fake / 2 pt conversion across. #
• OU oh yeah. http://t.co/g8X9bGKE #
• Really want to buy the Beatles box set digitally (dont have 'em, quit harassing me); really don't want to do it via iTunes, which I detest. #
• Beatles: y u no liek amazon? #
• But but but TOMBSTONE is on AMC again. #

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• OMG, George Martin, you bastard. 2/3 done with STORM OF SWORDS and I'm seriously considering quitting in protest. Had to have read it wrong. #
• World, I beg of you please: no more "said no one ever" pseudo-ironic jokes. Please. #onceisfunny #threetimesisobnoxious #tmyk #fb #
• Status update. #fb http://t.co/qZQGufdj #
• Very much enjoying getting lost in these Song of Ice and Fire books for hours at a time, but what do I do when I've finished the fifth one? #
• Status: frightened. http://t.co/dipkK6PV #
• Elem school ice cream social (!) tonight, which means I am now obsessively checking the weather. #
• Glad @vdahlberg and Nora are getting to see at least one good team on the field today. Too bad it's not OSU. #
• Sure, 54 yard field goal, why not? #
• In his new ad, is Kurgis emerging from a wormhole or descending from heaven? Can't tell. #fb #
• It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth #fb #

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• Turns out, dog parks can be hazardous to your health. But the poop bag dispenser had it coming. #nofilter http://t.co/3BsnstDK #
• OMG, why did nobody tell me Slate was running a 20th anniversary tribute to SNEAKERS? http://t.co/tGoiLd3L | http://t.co/rR09Oe0P #
• Also, more SNEAKERS: http://t.co/SqHhuOVk | http://t.co/6Yah8yGo #
• And lest we not forget, more SNEAKERS IS A MASTERPIECE: http://t.co/QbPkwtmZ (this is all true) #
• This drummer is the greatest drummer in the history of drummers. Drummers: you have been served. http://t.co/GAE0gSRh #
• 44% done with A Storm of Swords, by George R.R. Martin: Surprised that he didn't call this one "A Storm of Sexytime… http://t.co/gZNYg7n7 #
• someone tell me why / i do the things / that i don't wanna do #
• The new OSU pregame videos on the scoreboard are kind of scary. Please don't yell at me anymore, Eddie George. #
• Two yards of offense in the third quarter. Two. #
• Redemption for Devin Smith. #gobucks #

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• Chomp chomp, stomp stomp, roogie roogie. #fb #
• What the hell is this. TSA liquid testing inside terminal at Columbus OH Airport: http://t.co/AMvf9smW #
• I'm attending 24th AAML Ohio Chapter Harold R. Kemp Annual Family Law Symposium in October. http://t.co/jQxmCE5B Aren't you glad, now? #
• Don't look at me! I'm naked! #fb http://t.co/g8fl6wGF #
• But in all seriousness, love the service at BikeSource. These guys are awesome. #
• And bikes aside: Clintonville! Come see me herd elementary school kids at the Whetstone football game tonight! There will be pom poms! #
• RT @PrinceTweets2U: do they have purple cats because they should #
• Not bad. (@ Ohio Stadium for UCF Knights vs Ohio State Buckeyes w/ @crabillj) [pic]: http://t.co/s9KtoXB7 #
• No hesitation on fourth and one. That's a BIG difference, but I approve. #
• Omg, I love you, OSUMB, but if there's a marching band that should never, ever, ever play funk, its you. #fb #110foreva #
• Just an observation: if we can't play man to man pass defense on UCF, we are screwed this year. #

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• Done clicking on paywalled links to Dispatch. I'm already an everyday subscriber (& Kindle!) & I still don't have digital access? Bullshit. #
• RT @OhioBobcats: OU! OH Yeah! Give us a retweet if you're excited for today's Ohio-Penn State game. #ohiopsuweek #
• Appalachain folk music at a humid @CFMarket gives new meaning to the phrase "sweatin' to the oldies." #fb #

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• Finished with A Clash of Kings, by George R.R. Martin: Add a quote, comment or note http://t.co/8Pflr3Bm #
• Thinking about sending out assassins after @gdwiz this week in order to vault back into the lead for fantasy baseball. #evilplanofevil #
• 8 mins into this ep of #Leverage & I'm pretty sure a cooking show w @christiankane01 as Angry Sous Chef would be the Best Thing Ever. #
• this dog is doing an extraordinary job of not going to the bathroom after being in a crate all morning. #thewaiting #isthehardestpart #
• Columbus tweeps: if I were looking for someone local to do small biz website makeover/maintenance, who should I talk to? @ or DMs okay. #
• A dog and her boy. http://t.co/sNf4eX5c #
• Seminaring. All hail the business valuation double dip. #famlaw #
• Clearest explanation of valuation multiplier ever. Just made the entire seminar worth the price of admission. #famlaw #
• The dog is growling in her sleep. #
• Excitement at being at Great American for Reds game turns to sorrow when they annc passing of Neil Armstrong. World suddenly feels smaller. #

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