When “debating” evolution, creationists are often stuck with trying to explain how dinosaurs fit into the grand scheme of biblical creation. But now? Solved:

I particularly like the dude in the lower left-hand corner observing the chaos of DinoGodBattleSupreme, presumably in “Sense-Surround THX Dolby Stereo Surround!”

It’s The Amazing Adventures of Lethem & Chabon!

I dunno — is “would be even funnier if it weren’t so damned accurate” an appropriate response from someone who read and loved THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF KAVALIER & CLAY and is currently trying to slog his way through THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE?

In the vein of things which are needlessly overanalyzed, I would perhaps submit this exploration of the “Numbers” from LOST as stretching too far — but for the more interesting notes found down at the bottom of the list. It’s easy to find matches to individual numbers (“wow, there’s FOUR people in this scene — it must be significant!”), but when you start to see multiple instances of the pattern in scenes (mostly involving Hurley, i.e. his dead SUV or the soccer players in the airport), well, it’s harder to dismiss. But see for yourself.

WARNING: potentially some spoilers, I suppose, for those who haven’t watched the season finale — but it was two weeks ago, so tough noogies.

[via Augie de Blieck]

Neil Armstrong, First Man on the Moon and all-around American Hero, would like to have his hair back, please.

Here’s a fun little game to help pass the time on the first-day-back-from-a-long-weekend: The Retail Alphabet Game. Simply look at each letter and determine whose logo it belongs in.

I think it’s pretty frightening that I could identify almost all of them on my own…