• Need a pick me up? Show an 8 and 6 year old the original Nyancat video and watch their reactions. #gigglefest #fb #
• Represent. http://t.co/bKrmm8o8 #

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• I just got a $1 credit for songs and albums @amazonmp3. http://t.co/yjco4VXc to get yours. #hollerforadollar #
• On page 203 of 400 of John Henry Days, by Colson Whitehead http://t.co/fOcJ412P #
• VAN HALEN III this morning, because Gary Cherone, that's why. #betterthanIremember #andIlikeditfinethefirsttime #
• Pal Casey just called: Operation Radiohead in Cleveland 2012 is a GO. #
• Today's WTF CD rediscovery: Cato Salsa Experience, A GOOD TIP FOR A GOOD TIME. Can't remember exactly when I bought, but it's not bad. #
• Not sure what it says about me that I still laugh at WIPEOUT, despite constant cringing at potential injuries. Carl's fav show. #dontjudgeme #
• “Drown” by The Smashing Pumpkins is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/I1RmPSj5 #
• How Aaron Sorkin's West Wing Inspired a Legion of Lyman Wannabes | Politics | Vanity Fair http://t.co/6h6yzDQZ #
• "@OHIOAlumni: Memor. svc for Brian Collins today at 11. http://t.co/bqV7ET1K " cc @gdwiz @JennWiswell @Peej_Jones @MeredithMartino @kgrennan #
• Columbus peeps: NCIL teeball/baseball/softball registration again today @ whetstone rec, 10-1. I won't be there (sorry) but go anyway! #

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• What I did on SMOlumni Reunion Weekend: Franz Biebl, "Ave Maria": http://t.co/KPyjmJDj #fb #
• A couple of thousand years' worth of recorded human history, and I still can't buy corks to plug up my runny nose? C'mon, humanity. #fb #
• I admit, this made me laugh very, very hard. The Daly Show: Episode 7: "The Daly Superheroes" with NATHAN FILLION: http://t.co/uSgQs4LS #fb #
• “Second Chance” by Liam Finn is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/Nepi7fbI #
• So now I have a limited time to take @theseanmckeever out for beers before he jets off to Austin FOR-EVAH. #aplanisforming #
• Paging @madebyamyD RT @Melanie10TV Why don't you just take reusable mug? @maryellen10tv I think I need to get reuseable sleeve @TimHortonsUS #
• Today I did a total of 71 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• AMEN. RT @michaelkent No matter where I am in life, the Price is Right theme song will always remind me of staying home sick from school. #
• Feeling very much like I've been suckerpunched. Trying to get up off the mat. #
• HOLY CHRIST, can this day get any crazier. #no #itcannot #somethingaboutthemoonIguess #
• Columbus peeps: doing teeball/baseball signups for NCIL at Whetstone Rec today, 10-1. Come see me or signup online, http://t.co/6ALUGlKB #
• Maple Syrup Festival! (@ Malabar Farm State Park) http://t.co/oYv4SXeb #

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• Today I did a total of 64 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Today I did a total of 77 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• “Simple Song” by The Shins is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/4QHJ6Ak6 #
• Powerful argument both for and against the value of the modern public library – both essential and barely helpful. http://t.co/cMQQrU22 #
• I probably come down in the PRO category myself, but even that hypothetical makes me unbearably sad. #
• Hey @mswendiman — look who I found hiding in my email today: http://t.co/xGtszzlV #
• Today I did a total of 84 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Strong wind advisory = involuntary glaucoma tests. #eyeswatering #fb #
• Nora's class is doing something for the school's Black History Month assembly. (@ Clinton At Hubbard) http://t.co/JzGYSQNj #
• This place turned into the Cheese, holy spinning light dancefloor. (@ Red Brick Sports Pub & Grill w/ 5 others) http://t.co/FtGmwOq5 #
• It's a little bit cruel of @nbc4i to still be running the "watch us for school closings" commercial at this point, isn't it? #
• Glad I brought my ipod; having to learn three "new" pieces is a lot easier if you can listen and follow along first. #smo #
• Probably good that I'm singing in the Biebl tonight, because I'd probably break down crying just listening to it. So gorgeous. #
• I am sitting in my seat in the audience near the front for the first half. I am surrounded by an entire sorority. NBD. #SUPERold #
• Apparently they're Chi Os. #
• Awesome concert. Extra boos to the Chi Os who GOT UP & LEFT before Section 8 was done singing. Stay classy, Greek girls. #fb @SingingMenOhio #

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• Carl and his buddies at STAR WARS. http://t.co/zeGF9TBM #
• CGI Yoda whhaaaaaa #
• And now: zombies. #
• Dudes. GOOSEBUMPS is on Hub right now. Might actually be more disturbing than WALKING DEAD. #
• Today I did a total of 61 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• So I'm pretty sure I'm going to to the @NelsonvilleFest now bc OMG DAWES </screamingteenagegirl> #
• “Land of Hope and Dreams” by Bruce Springsteen is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• QUANDRY: third night of @NelsonvilleFest (guessing Dawes?) or @theavettbros at LC, both on May 18. I CAN'T BE I TWO PLACES AT ONCE, PEOPLE. #
• Correction, FIRST, not third #
• Reading comprehension is not my forte today, it seems. #
• Today I did a total of 81 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Downtown to easton, rush hour, 45 minutes. #
• Attention @robcwv, relevant to your interests: http://t.co/KaZCHFts cc @gdwiz @Peej_Jones @mrbeaks #
• do the floppy arm / do the floppy arm / now it's in your head too ha ha oh god http://t.co/8xmQiBog (blame @jefito) #
• Words to live by. @BayAreaDivorce Free advice – Falsifying court orders & trying to serve on other party can impact your custody rights. #
• Today I did a total of 73 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• My 5000th tweet was a robopost from the 100pushups app, which is something of an embarrassing way to reach a "milestone". #
• “Penny on the Train Track” by Ben Kweller is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/TcV0IYZx #thisismyjam #
• Glass of wine and twitter while the kids watch LADY AND THE TRAMP. #bellanotte #
• Also, avoiding dishes and laundry. #
• Disturbed to discover this evening that my children know – and will sing loudly – the refrain of "Red Solo Cup". #what #fb #
• One two three four five senses working overtime #

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• Shoes are a cowardly, superstitious lot. Yes, father… I shall become a bat. #batmansocks http://t.co/oBACBkSs #
• There is a line of people standing outside, waiting for the library to open. #huh #whatsuperbowl #
• spending Super Bowl ignoring football, watching commercials, downloading mp3s @amazonmp3, & ranting about facebook's shittiness. Good times. #
• So I guess I'm selling the Honda, then. #clint #motherfuckingCLINT #
• Today I did a total of 62 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• “Stardust” by Aaron Neville & Rob Wasserman is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• Home from a hard couple of days. Waiting to see if the next few will be any different. #
• So in the meantime I'm just going to sit here and read and drink seltzer water because that's about all the energy I have. #
• Today I did a total of 67 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• #tefloncage #
• No rhetorical phrase gets my back up more than "we will not be lectured to by", inevitably followed by a lecture. #
• Mentally girding myself for *six hours* of eight year old birthday parties today -all at water parks. #
• Birthday party number one. (@ Fort Rapids Indoor Waterpark Resort) http://t.co/bR9rW5MG #
• The view from down here. #fortrapids http://t.co/JzFyvpO4 #
• On page 56 of 400 of John Henry Days, by Colson Whitehead: 163 http://t.co/byaAVpew #
• Now playing the role of door warden. #kidparty4eva #

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