• Shoes are a cowardly, superstitious lot. Yes, father… I shall become a bat. #batmansocks http://t.co/oBACBkSs #
• There is a line of people standing outside, waiting for the library to open. #huh #whatsuperbowl #
• spending Super Bowl ignoring football, watching commercials, downloading mp3s @amazonmp3, & ranting about facebook's shittiness. Good times. #
• So I guess I'm selling the Honda, then. #clint #motherfuckingCLINT #
• Today I did a total of 62 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 5, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• “Stardust” by Aaron Neville & Rob Wasserman is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• Home from a hard couple of days. Waiting to see if the next few will be any different. #
• So in the meantime I'm just going to sit here and read and drink seltzer water because that's about all the energy I have. #
• Today I did a total of 67 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• #tefloncage #
• No rhetorical phrase gets my back up more than "we will not be lectured to by", inevitably followed by a lecture. #
• Mentally girding myself for *six hours* of eight year old birthday parties today -all at water parks. #
• Birthday party number one. (@ Fort Rapids Indoor Waterpark Resort) http://t.co/bR9rW5MG #
• The view from down here. #fortrapids http://t.co/JzFyvpO4 #
• On page 56 of 400 of John Henry Days, by Colson Whitehead: 163 http://t.co/byaAVpew #
• Now playing the role of door warden. #kidparty4eva #

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• On page 222 of 387 of The Night Circus, by Erin Morgenstern http://t.co/8ABy10bm #
• Today I did a total of 63 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do. http://t.co/yhB1nh9c (not as awesome as I'd hoped, but funny just the same.) #
• Realized on Saturday that my kids have no context for that video; they haven't yet seen FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF. May have to remedy that. #
• But then I worry they don't need to experience EVERYTHING I loved as a kid. Nostalgia can be a cancer that eats away their new experiences. #
• But the hell with it. #
• “Fallin'” by Teenage Fanclub & De La Soul is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• And speaking of nostalgia…! #
• Gorgeous sunset tonight made me stop for a second to appreciate it. http://t.co/DFecYY6H #
• Finished with The Night Circus, by Erin Morgenstern http://t.co/8XFQZPmD #
• Today I did a total of 66 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• MO FUZZ NOOOOO #
• On page 56 of 400 of John Henry Days, by Colson Whitehead http://t.co/hbkYb16D #
• Today I did a total of 70 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Entire upper eyelid twitching; making reading anything SUPER FUN. #
• Back in Columbus after spending the day with my folks. My grandfather (Carl's namesake) passed away this morning at the age of 93. #

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• So it turns put that a) McDonalds only serves breakfast after 2 am, not hamburgers, and b) McGriddles taste pretty good at 3 am. #
• And now to bed, Twitterz. My weekend of awesomeness draws to a close. #
• Learned today that rock wall climbing is not as easy for husky 36 year olds as it is for skinny little second graders. #ouch #sore #fb #
• Today I did a total of 51 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• I'm not suggesting this is true everywhere, but WTF WTF WTF, humanity: http://t.co/7QvFGJV1 #
• Feeling very guilty that we didn't eat lunch at the Clarmont often enough – and now we don't get to at all. #
• “Broke My Heart” by Tim Easton is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• "DeFourney…signed up to speak against the zoning change, then asked council members to approve" RT @DispatchTheCity: http://t.co/VmKbZbcW #
• WEST WING, season 2, "Bartlet's Third State of the Union", because. #rotopolitics #
• PBS attempting to scare underage viewers with the random frightening closeup of Joe Lieberman's head. #yikes #
• Today I did a total of 62 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• via @TheAVClub – Don't stay home: The importance of catching the music while you can http://t.co/eJF0pj8j #
• Finished with Room, by Emma Donoghue http://t.co/z2wXFXxc #
• Hey @vdahlberg! (via @DispatchKitchen)RT @Food_MarkFisher Marion's Piazza sets opening date for new 500-seat restaurant http://t.co/q9zN2liN #
• WOW. A fairly NSFW but absolutely unreal webcomic from @esheepcomix (via @steve_lieber and @warrenellis) http://t.co/rhC8atbN #
• I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. http://t.co/jHfuoyvi via @youtube #
• Unclench, sinuses. #
• Second large mug of Constant Comment this evening. suppose I should have opted for the decaf version? #nah #
• Attn @vdahlberg RT @CaryWhitt you've got to be kidding file… Toddler & Tiara lawsuit for media sexualizing daughter. http://t.co/LHZe9zbW #
• Today I did a total of 67 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #

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• Today I did a total of 49 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• so jazzed – registered for the SMO Alumni weekend in February this AM. Can we just skip over the next six weeks already? @SingingMenOhio #
• Nothing like a torrential downpour and 50 degree weather to put you in the mood for January in Ohio, amirite?? #crickets #crickets #
• “4 Minute Warning ” by Radiohead is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• "New" maybe not the operative word there, but I do love that song. #
• And also because I couldn't find a TIMJ link for Off the Beat's cover of "Let Down". #
• On page 200 of 308 of Walking Dead, by Greg Rucka http://t.co/XQZfR6Vo #
• Today I did a total of 53 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• On page 159 of 321 of Room, by Emma Donoghue http://t.co/yIsFE2ux #
• Today I did a total of 60 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• My friends are killing me. No one's up for music and beer? Rumba Cafe in thirty for Mooncussers/Lydia Loveless. #fb #
• Rumba, internetz. #fb #brokenrecord #
• That thing where you're standing in the middle of the concert crowd by yourself and you realize you're the weirld old guy at the rock show. #
• Sam Brown is a beast. #thingsthatareobvious #

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• Biked to library; text msg from pals led to impromptu side trip to whetstone playground for another hour(!) January weather, you're weird. #
• Today I did a total of 47 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Attention @tanehisi – expect a bill in the mail for time lost laughing at all of the #ronpaultroofs RTs. #
• finished The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson http://t.co/Yx80MIFX #Kindle #
• YES. @mswendiman #
• Are Macs really that super awesome? Been a Windows guy my whole life. Sure, I'd love to win your contest. http://t.co/vHq7CZJC via @appsumo #
• I love this so much. Clipart/comic sans rendering of LONDON CALLING from the Clipart Covers Tumblr. http://t.co/d6iOIMtu #
• Today I did a total of 52 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Regretting that I didn't start tagging my #100pushups tweets with #sparklemotion from the very beginning. #
• Brilliant. Via @dahilalithwick: Idiots' Books | Build Your Own President http://t.co/pQ3rWpE2 #
• “I Know You're Out There Somewhere” by Moody Blues is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/cpkWWmam #thisismyjam #
• CMH folks: per @vdahlberg (on 70 eastbound from Dayton), the snow line is at London. Plan accordingly. #
• On page 135 of 308 of Walking Dead, by Greg Rucka http://t.co/SdPrwvIH #
• Today I did a total of 56 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 4, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Drinks with @seanmckeever, @peej_Jones, Stang and friends. (@ World Of Beer w/ @peej_jones) http://t.co/3kmFPmnz #
• My god. Founders Backwoods Bastard from a bottle. I can die a happy man. #beernerds #
• Oh, Twitterz. #
• Sledding, believe it or not. (@ Clinton-Como Park) http://t.co/cTAd94Mg #
• Didn't think there'd be enough snow on the ground to make sledding worth it, but we managed just fine. #missionaccomplished #
• As if the Miss America pageant wasn't already cruel enough, PUBLIC VOTING by the contestants for a wild card spot. Jesus. #fb #
• Afraid of windmills. #wtf #wtf #
• Look, someone reset her language button. #wtf #suffersfrombieberfever #wtfabc #

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• So, I should get out of bed, then? Happy 2012, everyone. #fb #
• Today I did a total of 43 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 3, Day 1, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• De-Christmasing while watching the Rose Parade. Like ya do. #fb #
• But for a fortuitous conversation this afternoon, I'd have had the kids outside waiting for the school bus in the morning. #lastvacationday #
• Today I did a total of 48 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 3, Day 2, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds is my new jam. Listen: http://t.co/ocqJXWMF #thisismyjam #
• If everything is ready here on the dark side of the moon, play the five tones. #
• My brain just produced the opening bass line from the BARNEY MILLER theme and won't let it go. Help me. #
• Today I did a total of 52 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups Android app. (Week 3, Day 3, Level 1) #100Pushups #
• Guilty RT @FakeAPStylebook "Awesome" no longer means "commanding respect." Use for "t-shirt featuring cereal that existed when I was a kid." #
• "When It's Love" by Van Halen is my new jam. Listen: http://t.co/ocqJXWMF #thisismyjam #
• Inspired in part by @CKlosterman story @Grantland33 re: VH return — http://t.co/nr7asGRZ #
• If you'd told me two months ago that the kids would ride their bikes to the park in January, I'd have called you a… http://t.co/ig4S3ddT #
• Bob's Bar for @Seanmck0's birthday. #

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