• CLEing. Ohio AAML Harold Kemp Family Law Symposium! (@ Columbus Marriott Northwest) http://t.co/vgMYDJFK #
• Loving the seminar, but for the first time in ten years, the hall is FREEZING. Considering burning conference materials for warmth. #
• Mmmmm… 64 slices of American cheese. #
• Microexpressions > social security disability issues. #facts #moreLieToMeclipsplease #
• Also, screw all of you for not telling me what Giancarlo's name is in BREAKING BAD. #mytwitterstreamwasveryconfusingthismorning #
• Chief Justice O'Connor now, on professionalism. #
• A genuine Q re: professionalism for #famlaw attys: is going to trial a "failure" of your representation of client? Failed to move the ball? #
• On page 288 of 464 of Supergods, by Grant Morrison http://t.co/Z9hG6hCv #
• OSU paid Posey’s lawyer nearly $142K. Jesus. http://t.co/EaIP0esg #
• Pretty sure the construction guys set off the fire alarm. #
• Oh, BTW fellow Bobcats: I'm going to #OUHC this weekend. Don't be jealous. #imissathensinthefall #
• Maybe I shouldn't have given up on SUPERGODS, if this is how real life works now. Seattle superhero unmasked: http://t.co/pLjLYkj2 #
• Seeing links re: Beach Boys' SMiLE; recalling old Fraction Forum SMiLE Project. Need to look for my CD. @xtop @dennisculver @mattfraction #
• Getting so many political robocalls, I'm considering asking for a civil stalking order on Sherrod Brown. #realkeeping #
• I like how it's "judicial interference" even when 6 of 7 justices are Republicans. Guys: just admit you pushed too hard. #
• Newton's Third Law applies to politics, too. #
• Long strategic planning session part 1 ("Strategery!") finished. Kind of feeling like taking on the world. Might be Sharpie fumes. #cgp #fb #
• Sustenance. (@ Crimson Cup Coffee & Tea) http://t.co/aocMnvW5 #
• Homecoming! (@ Peden Stadium for Ball State Cardinals vs. Ohio Bobcats w/ 56 others) http://t.co/a4L2soNk #
• Who doesn't love a little Zep in their halftime show? #
• Adorable child of (presumably) Marching 110 alum plays with the 110 after Homecoming, 10/15/11. http://t.co/cjHeCRBh #
• OU Music alums, fess up: whose kid was that in front if the band after the game? http://t.co/cjHeCRBh #ouhc @ohiou #

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• Just thought I'd let you all know there's a Kidz Bop cover of Nightmare on My Street, complete with "Jeff" and "Fresh Prince" patter. #tmyk #
• Can't wait to see if @fedex delivers those MSU/OSU tix on Monday. Sure looking forward to that game! #dontbother #fedexislazy #
• Can't decide if creating a Spotify playlist of originals back to back with Kidz Bop covers is funny, ironic, ironically funny, or just sad. #
• If there's "hold" music more perfect AND perfectly annoying than "The Girl From Ipanema", I've yet to hear it. #
• Does a Chipotle burrito count towards National Taco Day? Kids' school fundraiser at the Clintonville one tonight; mouth already watering. #
• Apparently if you're late to the #cmcforum you get to sit at the Columbus Foundation's reserved table. #yikes #
• In case you were wondering, "Ashes of American Flags" still makes me sad every time I hear it. #realkeeping #
• That's a new one. Spam/virus email disguised as "UNIFORM TRAFFIC TICKET" from NY. #
• Trying a new lunch joint, and feeling very much like I'm on vacation (dining on the patio!) (@ Milestone 229) http://t.co/NFO9oNVn #
• Dinner at Villa Nova, then Rumba for Tim Easton. This is starting to become a trend. #
• I'm at Rumba Cafe for Tim Easton (2507 Summit St., Columbus) http://t.co/clMj6LtO #
• Who needs a sound check? Not Tim Easton, that's who. #
• Rumba, people. #
• Listen, Columbus: Sam Brown is a fucking monster. #drums #realkeeping #thingsthatareobvious #timeastonalsoawesome #
• Seriously, Columbus, you're missing it. #
• Ha ha, people leaving, little do you know you're missing the second set… #
• Said I could go drinkin' with you. #haynesboys #
• Did your mother teach you that? #timeaston #
• Oh, twitterz. #ohmy #

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• Sunday bike ride with Nora. 🙂 #
• The goddamn roof is leaking into my goddamn office. #
• Sorry, all, I'll be busy playing this tonight. Black Lodge: Twin Peaks Video Game http://t.co/SK6wWlur #
• and GameSetWatch has a BLACK LODGE video runthrough if you just can't wait. http://t.co/XYVdHhu3 via @waxpancake #
• Columbus food cart app coming? Yes please. | Something delicious is happening in Columbus http://t.co/O5TGOW89 #
• Baking therapy, chocolate chip cookie edition. #fb http://t.co/DV8AsCGD #
• Shitty day. After several months of fighting cancer, we had to say goodbye to our other cat, Lily. Missing my little lap cat right now. #
• Finished with The Book of Fate, by Brad Meltzer http://t.co/osyMy0lv #
• Just realized that I bought the new @wilco album about thirty minutes ago @amazonmp3, but I'm not listening to it. Remedying that now. #
• …Radiohead? #
• All Your Media Are Belong To Us. #
• Awaiting rebranding as THE SAME PAPER. #
• Mystery cupcakes, left on my front porch. Thank you, Kind Stranger…? #fb http://t.co/5fkhLQrW #
• "What do you want for dinner?" I asked. "Tacos!" they both yelled. Okey doke. http://t.co/Lb1tHUmj #
• Its OK if I leave my light on all night after watching the season premiere of LUTHER, right? Because I'm gonna have to do that. #
• Heard this one this AM. NPR: The Pawpaw: Foraging For America's Forgotten Fruit, -More at http://t.co/nLJOAtxW (via @SeligmansDog) #
• Trailer for film version of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Will be hard to watch, I bet, but it looks good. http://t.co/nVFMkgrJ #
• RT @amazonmp3 HOORAY: Get $2 towards music @amazonmp3 for a limited time. Find out how and please retweet: http://t.co/G75RZgM9 #
• This.THIS. Think bigger than the joke. Hotels @ XKCD http://t.co/1cCA8UL9 (hey @caseybowers, this is that trader on BBC from the other day!) #
• Spent all AM listening to Wilco's THE WHOLE LOVE on repeat; on walk to lunch, my brain serves up Kanye's "All of the Lights" instead. #wtf #
• i am so sorry that i just clicked on an embedded youtube video to get context and accidentally read the comments. SO SORRY. #soverysorry #
• Youtube commenters make Dispatch commenters look like Nobel laureates. #soverysorry #
• I blame @karinabrown for this. (@ Villa Nova Ristorante w/ 2 others) http://t.co/vdG3IkfG #
• Rumba, for Lydia Loveless. Come have a drink with me, Columbus. #
• Mooncussers finally getting set up. #
• Last chance, Columbus. Lydia in five. #
• And oh hey, where is @tonygoins? The internets want to know. #
• This guy has parked himself in front of me and is obscuring my view. THIS AGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN. #
• Sound issues. #
• Oh, there's the wall. Hello, wall. #
• F-f-f-freezing (@ Whetstone Meadow w/ @karinabrown) http://t.co/16fzRmrT #
• A hearty "screw you" to @fedex for a) losing pkg with OSU tix for 3 days, b) refusing to release pkg after found, c) ruining my wife's day. #
• Tix are sitting in bin at @fedex at Port Columbus. They won't release bc "not sorted" & will deliver on Monday. Prob too late by then, yes? #
• In sum: @fedex Columbus – lazy, unwilling to correct their own mistakes. #
• (And no, they weren't even for us. This is an actual job thing that @fedex fucked up for @vdahlberg and then refused to do anything about.) #

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• Netflix fumbles the ball, recovers, and runs towards its own goal. "Qwikster?" | http://t.co/U8tJJ9Zc #fb #
• "Plainsong", The Cure, DISINTEGRATION, because. #
• Places of business: if you have a floor mat or rug in front of your entrance, odds are I will trip over it. #klutz #realkeeping #
• Second time in two days I've learned someone I knew in passing died. #
• No, I will not send a blank Separation Agreement to simply "fill in the blanks"; there's a *little* bit more to my job than that. #famlaw #
• Oh my god in three hours my house is going to be full of people. PANIC NOW: Y/N #
• Peanut butter cookies in the oven. I should have people over every night. #
• Had a great evening with the #CPPS gang last night, but this morning I am reminded that Wine is Evil. #
• Hooray! Kindle Books Now Available at Local Libraries (including @columbuslibrary, I see) http://t.co/34O5trk0 #
• Is it bad that when I saw the FB banner announcing all your news is now in one place, my brain rewrote it as ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US? #
• Listen, I like R.E.M. a lot, and you know I don't want to be That Guy, but: they were still together? #fb #
• Via @michaelkent, I bring you: Lonely Nerds in Fedoras. http://t.co/wEUaR1HG #youllnevertakemyfedorasaway #
• My boss is awesome. Horrified that I'm stuck watching Disney Ch. sitcoms, she just ordered me to get subscription to EW as office expense. #
• Chilly morning for soccer. #
• TELL ME YOU'RE RECORDING. RT @gdwiz: "Ed and His Dead Mother" is on Showtime Extreme. This will mean something to maybe four of you. #
• Farmers market make-up! (@ North Market) http://t.co/DAG9m0yS #
• He's always watching. #youknowwho #imalawyer http://t.co/mQKHt6TQ #
• "Didn't have to care about how that one looked?" Really? That pass was gorgeous. #gobucks #
• OH: "Can you hand me a marker so I can write down the number of the cake hotline?" #
• this is the part of the game where I stop watching and go to the grocery store. #gobucks #nospoilers #oksomespoilers #
• Fun night out with @Peej_Jones and @MsSlyJones for their anniversary – and thanks to @LGtastic for keeping the kids and making it possible! #

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• Nora at Antrim Lake, on our bike ride today. #fb http://t.co/r3S6fzF #
• Finished with Knockemstiff, by Donald Ray Pollock http://t.co/wFcFdOg #
• Mulling over saying something longer, but here, in the last minute of 9/11, is the best way I can sum up this day: (contd) #
• Today was a day. It was always just a day. I won't ever forget that awful morning, but I won't let the rest be taken by horror & sadness. #
• My kids don't know how our hearts broke that day, and God willing, they never will. That's how I remember 9/11. They never will. #
• Make the world better. Leave it better than you found it. #
• Snark and bad jokes resume tomorrow. G'night, Twitter. #
• Can't decide what Carl (I) will want more. #omgwant http://t.co/IqiEj2D http://t.co/4lVsi83 #
• Also, heard new Bjork single today. Apparently she's moved into her "trip-hop Gregorian chants" phase. #hasnteverybody #
• You can't read this and not think, "When do we get to stop being afraid all the time?" http://t.co/2QIEZ9b #
• THIS. sums up my feelings perfectly. George Lucas Doesn't Give A Shit About You
  http://t.co/eNYqwsp ¦ via @mwardlaw #
• Hey @htc and @VerizonWireless – the "bug" where my text msg goes to an unintended recipient? Stopped being funny. Fix it, pronto. #
• DUDES. #riseup on ESPN, right now: Wellston, Ohio. #dude #fb #
• Oops, nobody told ESPN about Wellston's perpetual water issues. #riseup #
• Sad I didn't go over and check out the renovations when we were down there last month. #riseup #
• I just spent a whole hour playing ukulele and I don't mind saying that my version of Amazing Grace is absolutely passable. #practicemakesOK #
• Hello. My name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport; verify me. #
• Our new project gets some press: Parents organize group, stress value of city schools http://t.co/ZMzSnbwN #
• Rare that I am offended on behalf of others, but damn, Chipotle manager, way to talk down to your employees like they're children. #
• On this, the occasion of my 4000th tweet, I shall drink this beer. And maybe have some pizza. http://t.co/6hXVciEu #
• Twitterz, they talked me into doing Cee Lo again on karaoke. Don't judge me. #
• I have written the legalish things, returned the legalish emails and read the legalish briefs. Now it is time for the nonlegalish ice cream. #
• Ice cream ssssssssocial. #
• The downside:turns out Carl has pneumonia. The upside: he's reading a TON of books. #sneakinghimsomecomicstomorrow #
• My God. Tomorrow, we will actually get to sleep in. Nowhere to be, no early morning appointments. I just turned off all my alarms – a first. #
• feels like a morning for Auddino's donuts. And not just because my family came in and said "can we have Auddino's donuts today?" #
• Soccer time. Go Wolves! #
• Dudes, @MsSlyJones made AWESOME appetizers for @Peej_Jones grad party. crab cakes, BBQ sliders, sushi, mini BLTs. You're jealous, I know. #
• Stay classy, Hurricanes. #

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• LIFE: now with the Art Linkletter seal of approval. #fb http://t.co/2V2g5Po #
• Finished with The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins http://t.co/7Lwh2vm #
• On page 51 of 224 of Knockemstiff, by Donald Ray Pollock http://t.co/q9xYejW #
• 4-Color Conspiracies: There’s a 9/11 Truther Comic | Danger Room | Wired.com http://t.co/PDZZMCK #
• Food bloggers invited to a hidden camera "special dinner" prepared by Top Chef, served frozen lasagna; hilarity ensues. http://t.co/UFRfssE #
• Marcel Marceau was a genius. #what #hewas #youshutup #seeitsfunnybecausehewasamime #
• #hashtagabuse ? #jokesthatshouldhavestayedonthecuttingroomfloor #
• My wife, my sister in law, the Columbus skyline, and a truck full of cheese. What's not to like about this picture? http://t.co/zKD2lx9 #
• Waiting for McGann to make his debut with the Bygones at Rumba. Still time to come out and hang out with me! #dubioushonor #
• I really need to take guitar lessons soon. #
• Rock = @pelotonrecords #
• Bygones. Damn. #
• So my night ends with McGann seeking out with Happy Chichester over West Virginia tourism and Casio keyboards. Columbus, don't ever change. #
• I'm at Ohio Stadium for Toledo Rockets vs. Ohio State Buckeyes http://t.co/sHsFSwy #
• Plenty of cardio today. Biked to game, climbed to South Stands B deck, then 36 rows up to our seats. Sending for St. Bernard in a few. #fb #
• Ruh roh, Raggy. Toledo brought their A game. #
• Wiped out after long day of soccer, football, bike riding, Mexican food, and ice cream (and maybe little leftover exhaustion from last nite) #
• Sorry to be missing Megacity, but there was no way that was going to happen today… #

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• This is what I'm dealing with. #fb http://t.co/uBD12cL #
• Nora and our neighbor Kiera at the bus stop for 1st day of kindergarten. Don't mind me, it's something in my eye… http://t.co/80lRSE6 #
• Trying to reign in my innate helicopterparentness, but I am DYING to know how the first day went. Jealous that @vdahlberg will know first. #
• Just read appellate decision so wrong-headed it made me a little nauseous (not one of mine.) Abandon common sense, all ye who enter. #famlaw #
• Attn @peej_jones @mrbeaks RT @HOMAGE "Greatest f*cking shirt I have ever seen" – Kevin Smith on HOMAGE "Blades of Steel" twitpic.com/6eyxle #
• First official Clintonville Parents for Public Schools event – Clinton Elem kids making the tunnel for Whetstone hi… http://t.co/dBJJbsU #
• Whetstone principal Mrs. Dennis gives the Clinton kids some last minute directions before the game. #fb http://t.co/GLCCXzW #
• And in case you were wondering, Whetstone was getting slaughtered when we left at the half. But at least our band was better. #IwenttoOU #
• Manning the cash box at the Pope family garage sale in Enon. Already sweating at 9:00. #yick #
• Commerce, yo. #garagesale #fb #makeyaadeal http://t.co/uAHDohx #
• Ok, seriously, come buy some if this stuff. I don't want to sit out here all day. #
• I'm a MAC boy at heart, true, but how is it the 2nd quarter and the Bucks have only scored once on Akron? #
• Gosh, it's hot. </looneytunes> #
• My mother in law suddenly decided to do a 50% off everything sale. Ever tried to split $.25 in the middle of adding things mentally? #
• At 5:00, "garage sale" became "free to good home." #everythingmustgo #
• Oh, hello, sudden rainstorm. #garagesaleisovernow #

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